It’s that time of the month again. Maybe I’ve been having a good week and want to top it off. Maybe I’ve been having a bad week and need to help myself relax. Maybe I just got waxed and am feeling extra sensitive. Either way, I’m parked right outside the venue with my engine off; […]

This is something that the women in my life understand, or at least I try to get them to understand: I would very much love to have them with me, to participate in the festivities, but if they weren’t there I’d still be capable of having loads of fun with myself.

There are a few very specific scenarios that I have yet to experience. Scenarios that I have designed in my head, either as a result of personal interest or desire, or at least in part as a result of inspiration gained from things I’ve seen, heard, or read. This is a non-confession confession; i.e. here are a few scenarios that I want to experience in (hopefully) the near future.