Well, hello there! We see you’ve clicked this post … you may be getting ready to hit the club tonight, or … you’re probably stuck in a jam. Either way, we are happy to have you here.
Behold, 30 pick-up lines that may (or may not) work on the person you’ve set your eyes on. If you’re not planning on using them, or if you’re not planning on going out at all, at least you get a good chuckle out of it? 🙂
Also don’t worry. This is a list of 30 lines, but we’re going to break it in 3 parts just so you can have a bit of breather. Because these lines are so amazing they make you blush, right? Right!
- Is that a mirror in your pocket? Cause I can see myself in your pants.
- Are you religious? Cause you’re the answer to all my prayers.
- Hey, tie your shoes! I don’t want you falling for anyone else.
- Somebody call the cops, because it’s got to be illegal to look that good!
- I know you’re busy today, but can you add me to your to-do list?
- If you were a steak you would be well done.
- Hello, I’m a thief, and I’m here to steal your heart.
- Are you cake? Cause I want a piece of that.
- My love for you is like diarrhoea, I just can’t hold it in.
- There is something wrong with my cell phone. It doesn’t have your number in it.
- If you were a library book, I would check you out.
- If nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing?
- I’m new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?
- I must be in a museum, because you truly are a work of art.
- Well, here I am. What were your other two wishes?
- Roses are red, violets are blue, how would you like it if I came home with you?
- I wish I were cross-eyed so I can see you twice
- We’re not socks. But I think we’d make a great pair.
- Are you a parking ticket? ‘Cause you’ve got fine written all over you.
- If a fat man puts you in a bag at night, don’t worry I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas.
- I’m no photographer, but I can picture us together.
- Nice to meet you, I’m (your name) and you are… gorgeous!
- On a scale from 1 to 10, you’re a 9… And I’m the 1 you need.
- Remember me? Oh, that’s right, I’ve met you only in my dreams.
- Have you been to the doctor’s lately? Cause I think you’re lacking some vitamin me.
- Wow, when god made you he was showing off.
- Can I follow you home? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams.
- Are you from Japan cause I’m trying to get in Japanties.
- Are you from China? Because I’m China get your number.
- There is something wrong with my phone. Could you call it for me to see if it rings?
Well, well, well. You’ve made it! So, have you decided which one(s) you’re going to use? You’re welcome.