25 Things You Say During Sex, That Can Be Used During Job Interviews

“Tell me a sentence you could both say during sex and a job interview.”

  1. Exactly which position did you have in mind for me?
  2. So how many people will I be working with?
  3. I always finish the job quickly.
  4. Please, I need this!
  5. I’d be a perfect fit here.
  6. Am I in?
  7. I’m sorry to waste your time.
  8. I enjoyed the oral interview. When does the hands-on training begin?
  9. I am the right person to fill your opening.
  10. What I lack in experience I make up for in enthusiasm.
  11. I’ve done a lot more for less money.
  12. I like to come in early.
  13. I’d say my biggest strength is my perseverance. I keep going until the job is done.
  14. Why did the last person leave the position?
  15. I may have little experience, but I’m eager to learn and I’m not afraid to get my hands dirty.
  16. How much are you going to pay me?
  17. I’m open to various positions.
  18. I find it easy to take on any position. I’m flexible like that.
  19. I’m a self-starter.
  20. I work well in a group. I’m a team player.
  21. Where do I see myself in five years? On top.
  22. I always finish before deadlines.
  23. I think I have the whole package.
  24. I’m sorry, I just tend to get overexcited at new opportunities.
  25. Trust me, I won’t blow it.

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